I'm Finally Gonna Do It T-Shirt (Look at the back for a surprise)

Show off your edgy inner being that might be revealed by just one false trip. And don't forget the smiley face on the back of the shirt to let people know you are a kind and approachable person. Did I mention the t-shirt is 100% cotton, what a plus. Due to the large friendly graphic on the back the price will be greater than other shirts in the store... sowwwwyyy.